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Miaow O_o Owi !
sorry, my english is bad ^^
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Lets all conform to nonconformity! Wait
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hinata & naruto are meant to be!
Anyway, I like this. Very cute
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Ive never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I dont like eating fish. And I know thats very popular out there in Africa. - Britney Spears
But very nicely done
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~Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawful is like expecting a terrorist to care that his car bomb is taking up two parking spaces.
If you don't stand behind our soldiers stand in front of them
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"Whenever your heart feels encaged in bars of unforgiving and torturing memory, you'll always have friends to help you pick the lock open so you can fly away, move on, and explore new places soon to perch on a new, cherishable memory."~Me
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As life proceeds, we change. As our wisdom grows, we shed our skin. Sometimes we forget a patch of old skin and it trails us till it is noticed.
We must forgive ourselves for our mistakes and live peacefully, each with their own lives and problems.
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"Whenever your heart feels encaged in bars of unforgiving and torturing memory, you'll always have friends to help you pick the lock open so you can fly away, move on, and explore new places soon to perch on a new, cherishable memory."~Me
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